No folks you have got the wrong end of the stick, I am not talking about the wife, though of course she is wise & most definitely OLD (well older than me). Nope I am talking about the feathered variety, to be precise a Dunnock, or Hedge Sparrow as they are more commonly known.
With all the hygiene statements that are being put around with regard the Coronavirus, this bird has learnt it all, as I will illustrate with photos from my hide.
First find a suitable piece of clean water, preferably cleaned by my filters & ultra violet light, only the best for my Goldfish & birds.
Next, check the depth is okay for a good overall cleansing.
Then proceed to have a thorough wash, ensuring every part of your body is covered in this lovely clean water.
If no tissues are available, then allow yourself some shakes , pruning & air drying, as demonstrated.
Any sign of coughs or sneezes go to house occupier, who will self isolate you in a warm, cosy hospital cage, with fresh food provided daily .
Some birds have decided that the way to avoid this present outbreak is to self isolate & fluff your feathers up as illustrated by this Siskin below.
Any fatal casualties will be sent to the food disposal officer below.
Hope this has been helpful.
Glen Fender medical officer.